Dear Mayor of Provo,
I have have had some grave experiences involving dollar bills and young children. They constantly trick me with their fishing lines and dollar bills. I want those trickster children to be thrown in jail! Too many times have i bent down to pick up a dollar bill only for it to be yanked away. My back aches and my wallet is thin; I sure dislike those pranksters. We must enact strict punishment. Anything short of capital punishment is too mild. No one will respect you unless you enact this law.
Thank you,
Sean McClellan