Dear Mayor,
I would like to propose that we make a new law. I think that we should make it illegal to go to bed at night without having taken a bath. This would solve all kinds of problems. People would smell so much better and it would be much easier to contain sickness and disease. This law is one that should be enforced immediately. With the flu season upon us, we need to take drastic actions in order to prevent an epidemic. We learn from elementary school on up that it's important to take baths. But it seems that some people still don't. These non-bathers are a danger, because they have bad hygiene and are much more likely to spread germs than those who bathe. Let's make this a law today and we will all benefit.
Sincerely,
A Concerned Citizen
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