Convincing Provo

Dear Provo Mayor,
I would just like to express my outrage that in the fine city of Provo we do not have a law that requires the citizens to bathe before going to bed for the night. I am so appalled that such an important issue has not been addressed and taken care of yet. Taking a bath before bed is one of the most important things that we need to be doing. If this law in not make soon we could have a big problem on our hands. Provo will start to smell because of all these people thinking it is not important to take a bath before bed. The smell will start to consume the city and pretty soon reach to other cities. We need act quick and make sure these stinky people don't let their stench effect those of us who take personal hygiene as a top priority. Those who bathe before bed should not have to deal with those who do not. There is only so much smell we can take. Please take our noses into consideration and implement this law to the city of Provo. Thank you for your time.